What better way to give dad a great day than to make him smile. With some funny Fathers Day jokes, you can do just that. This sampling of Fathers Day jokes from all over the internet will surely tickle your fathers funny bone this Fathers Day.

One evening, while sitting around the dinner table, a little girl looked up and asked her father, Daddy, youre the boss, right? Her father was very pleased by this and replied, Yes. Then, the little girl continued, Thats because mommy put you in charge, right?

Q. Do dads always snore?

A. No, only when they are asleep!

Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Dad Say

- Well, what do you know? Im lost. Well have to stop and get some directions.

- Well, honey, you are thirteen now. I bet youre ready for un-chaperoned car dates!

- I like all of your friends Up Yours attitudes.

- Here are the keys to my new car. Oh, take my credit card, too. Have fun!

- Football? You want to play football? What about figure skating, son?

- Mom and I are going away for the weekend. Would you like to throw a party?

- No, I dont actually know what is wrong with your car.

- Son, lets go to the mall and get you an earring.

- You dont need a job! I have plenty of money for you to spend.

- Fathers Day? Dont worry about that. Its no big deal!

Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water?

But Ive already given you ten!

I know, but the bedroom is still on fire!

Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate the special day, the whole family went out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his first official drive. Dad went immediately to the back seat, right behind the newly licensed driver.

Ill bet you are back there to get a change of scenery, right? After all these months of sitting up here, teaching me how to drive? Junior said to his dad.

Nope! said dad. Im going to sit back here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like youve been doing to me for sixteen years!

Happy Fathers Day to all you dads!